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Born in New York and raised in Virginia Beach(must resist urge to say In West Philadelphia.) In NY for the time being(times are rough,) but can't wait to be back Home. Well, I like to think of myself as trusting, so, if you need advice or just someone to give your life story to, I'm here. I've been told I give kind of harsh advice, but at least I say it straight up. I think that's so much better than lying. And the truth is normally uplifting in and of itself. It kinda frees you, if nothing else.

God, I love Who’s Line.

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male ladybugs probably cry themselves to sleep

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Dante Basco (Zuko) on The Last Airbender movie.

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nobody ever asks how’s waldo

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me:	omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me:	is that cake

Josh Hutcherson on MTV Cribs teen edition

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carryonmywaywardtardis:

artlessmiscreant:

joshwamsay:

fightingfor-nothing:

certifiedwaffle:

byrontobuffy:

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

randomhumanrambling:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter. Horrified laughter.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL

NO GET OUT OF HERE, DEMON SPAWN

I always thought he was cute when I was little! Hahahahaha, I liked the dog, and the kitty too.

IT’S FUCKING BACK.

KILL IT WITH THE FUCKING FIRES OF HELL

SHIT
OH MY GOD-

GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT

carryonmywaywardtardis:

artlessmiscreant:

joshwamsay:

fightingfor-nothing:

certifiedwaffle:

byrontobuffy:

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

randomhumanrambling:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter. Horrified laughter.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL

NO GET OUT OF HERE, DEMON SPAWN

I always thought he was cute when I was little! Hahahahaha, I liked the dog, and the kitty too.

IT’S FUCKING BACK.

KILL IT WITH THE FUCKING FIRES OF HELL

SHIT

OH MY GOD-

GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT

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wowfunniestposts:

Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:

Bored? click!

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rawrsomeinfo:

Turn your pee into an epic guitar solo.
Oh good Lord.

Turn your pee into an epic guitar solo.

Oh good Lord.

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wowfunniestposts:

Johnny Depp hides of paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell

#Johnny Depp steals the declaration of independence and blames it on Nicolas Cage

what a funny blog

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wowfunniestposts:

OMFG AHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHEHEEHEHEEEE

funniest blog ever

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man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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