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earthdad:

after seeing a butt so nice you have to re-contemplate your whole life

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icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

(via sniffing)

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bewbin:

rhydonmyhardon:

"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"

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I can explain

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via allteensrelate)

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shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

(Source: therealheirofslytherin, via imsometal)

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Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe, via imsometal)

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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does anybody know if drake is still alive

(Source: bepeu, via homophobic)

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mefeaturingdrake:

face-down-asgard-up:

babefield:

it here

stop everything this is important

where did Drake come from tho

(via homophobic)

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

(via markeimark)

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via unlawfully)

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drunktrophywife:

I wish I was drake in that video but I also wish I was doing that to drake

(via theyellowbrickroad)

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baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via trust)

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neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

(Source: zankiegrance, via theyellowbrickroad)

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kurawpika:

Drake during the scene in anaconda 

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(via theyellowbrickroad)

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